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so busying chopping up my review like some second rate horror movie..it's going as about as well as can be expected. i'm also taking breaks to watch this "horror" movie called homemovies. not sure what the device is yet but these kids don't seem to like their parents much...not sure if they are the villains yet or what.

i may, for my next review...do three kings. it's one of the few movies i actualy had to stop watching because the actions in the movie made no sense what so ever and people do some pretty stupid things in the name of ...i guess morality. but the movie just has fail written all over it in ever sense of the word. i to the the part where they moron private drives off the rode into an iud field because he was too busy driving fast while looking for his gas mask...seriously i mean seriously. i had to turn the channel at that point because by that point i had endured way too much bullshit leading up to that point and could take no more.

well hopefuly i'll have my hard work uploaded very soon. till then, that's all from the badcop.

update: spoilers so don't read if you want to watch home movie i wouldn't but anyways don't say i didn't warn you.

so yeah the kids one boy one girl are psycho cannibles....the movie is riff with symbolisum!!! and fucks with your head but not in the best of ways. and the parents are raving morons of the highest caliber.

in the movie the kids,collect a dead dog they find on the side of the road,draw pictures and talk in secret code it only gets worse from there. they throw rock instead of a baseball at their dads head,make a sandwich out of their gold fish,kill their pet frog in vice,crusify the cat for god sakes, bite eachother all over their bodies and then bite some boy at school over of the bodies, then they act all nice and lovey dovey after being "medicated" only to invite the boy they bit over for some t.v. and the kidnap said boy on easter sunday,restrain him and try to eat the boy. despite the gruesome events the kids have done and despite the fact that the kids pose a serious danger to everyone around them...the movie sites that "because it is easter sunday, the washings dsf has awarded us custody of our childern for the night..." what?? are you fucking kidding me they tried to eat a boy..and they don't rather like you two either. am i the only one bothered by the utter stupidity of the police in this movie?

so with 14 mintues to go you know it can't go well and the parents are remanded to a horrible fate.

you see despite making a goldfish sandwich..the father teaches the kids to pick locks and tie a knot that...and i qoute "you can't get out of unless you have two free hands." um why???

cause the kids end up picking the lock to the tool shed...gettign nails and a bat and several other supplies..they are taping it as the do it of coruse since this whole movie is set to look like it was shot like a home movie. the kids then tie up their sleeping parents, beat them with baseball bats and then drag them down to the living room where they awake only to find they have a bad taste in their mouth and are tied to a chair. the mother gets out but stays in the house.. omg why the kids have cut the phone lines and broken most of the lights.

the mother traps the kids and they dress the kids up and are going to take them somewhere....why they don't tie the kids up...i have no fucking clue. this movie is full of bad choices even by horror movie standards. the father colapses and the mother looks over jsut in time to notice that the kids put all those meds into the stew because the mother went and told the kids never to take more then one pill or they will go into a coma. the mother tries to escape instead of oooh tying up the kids or killing them. and inevitably she sucomes to the meds to.

both of them wake up restrained like the other boy was and the kids have a knife and fork and paper bags over their heads...just like in the lame story the dad told the kids in the start of the home movies. then it ends. but not without some rewinding though out the movie....see the kids have been watching the home movie while we have been watching it. but it just ends,,,fades to stattic. leaving the end realtively open...do the parents get eaten and how come the cops aren't here by now it's day break by the time the kids have the parents on the table.

to put it mildly this movie sucks. it's full of lame plot twists and turns ,truely obvious red herrings and a feeling of dread that just makes you wish the movie was over. it's less scary and more sad.

so if you see HOME MOVIES on the shelf keep walking cause there is way more deserveing movies out there.